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Hii i'm Sarah
15 from Norway :)

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

(Source: 1nd2rd3st, via hotboyproblems)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via armadillo)

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

(via coluring)

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via oknope)

ziggystardick:

Bestfri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
B(∞)ty

(via relahvant)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via greetings)

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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(via stability)

vulcat:

vulcat:

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

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(via coluring)